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Full Body-Cavity Search without the Latex Aug 25, 2013

Full Body-Cavity Search without the Latex

Location: NCCC Mall, Matina, Davao City

Bag Inspection
I was lining up for bag inspection to enter NCCC Mall in Matina. When my turn came, I casually opened my backpack for the routine inspection. But when I leveled my head to look at the guard, what I saw in front of me was this beautiful lady in an off-shoulder skin-tight short dress with killer looks to start another Trojan War.

Thought Bubble: I'll tell her I have a bomb hidden in the inner-most reaches of my body cavity (no latex please!!!)

--- TheLoneRider

ps - turns out there really was a guard on the side, and the beautiful lady was a hired model to promote Globe's new product. She was handing out leaflets to everyone entering the mall.



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Great Things Going for Davao City

  • one of the cleanest potable water in the country
  • smoking is banned from commercial establishments
  • pineapple samurais are endemic here and nowhere else in the country (pineapple vendors who cut-up whole pineapples into chunks with just a few strokes of their carving knives)
  • public utility drivers conspicuously display their IDs
  • durian Mecca of the Philippines (not to mention Marang, Mangosteen and Sweet Pomelo)
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Not So Great Things Going Against Davao City

  • the weighing scale of fruit vendors specially the durian push cart vendors are a blatant cheat - showing almost twice the actual weight

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